There are very few games I will spend sixty dollars on. There are even fewer games that I would buy a season pass for Downloadable Content. But when DC does a fan service and a very competent fighting game all in one then nerds can rejoice.

In a White House press conference held February 27th, Presidential Aid Thomas Camp admitted that the whole Erebor incident had gotten out of hand. Military Tactician Arnold Swartz has acknowledged, “[We] really dropped the ball when those terrorists took our dwarf embassy.”

This is the year that the video game systems rise from their old outdated models and present their new sleek and sexy models that will cause endless drooling and temptation.

You know that scene in The Hobbit where poor Bilbo is invaded by members of the dwarf fellowship? In hilarious hijinx, the dwarfs begin to raid Bilbo’s food and make a huge mess in his house. Comedic gold to anyone watching, but no one would ever take that scene seriously….

Let’s pretend that the Hobbit book was never created and that Peter Jackson was just rebooting The Fellowship. What would a reboot of the fellowship look like? Well, based on rules made by Batman Begins and The Amazing Spider Man….

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